I just so happened to skip the pregnancy hormones. I know, I am so lucky right? I was my sweet little self for the whole 9 months or so. I remember thinking Danny was the luckiest guy on the planet. And then a bunch of adoptive mamas and I were talking and I couldn't believe my ears. Adoption hormone imbalances, no way. Chalk that up to Danny being "the lucky guy," again. I have been a peach for the last two years of this adoption. Right?
Fast forward to Dan hitting up the grocery store for me this week. I gave him the list on text- "You need to pick these items up before you come home."
He walked in the door and was looking all worried.
"You said, blueberry muffins, and I didn't know if you wanted ones to eat, like right now, or if you wanted the bake kind?"
I respond: "Danny, the bake kind, when do I buy just regular muffins?"
And he got all wide-eyed and then said, "Well I thought that is what you meant, so I got both. But then you said with real blueberries."
Me: "Right the ones that say real blueberries on the box."
"Right, well I saw that but I thought you would be upset so I got those and real organic blueberries in the fruit section. Because at this point, I will buy the whole darn grocery store in order for you not to freak out."
So you're telling me I need to do a reality check...got it.
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