My favorite texts are from my friends who have little boys. Usually just a picture with something broken or some little guy standing on a table. Ahhh, Thank heaven for little boys.
What will I be missing when Sebastian is older and not quite so much work?
- Grocery shopping at a warp speed. I am talking game-show type speed. You know the bell rings and you are running up and down those isles. I open up all the bags. Sun Chips...check. Fruit snacks...check. (How about opening all the bags once and then my credit card was declined? "Well Mam this wouldn't be a problem if you didn't open up at least three things." To say I was embarrassed is an understatement.)
- Things thrown at my face at random. Truck? Play food? Real food? Train?
- Not having to work out because my 30lb one-year-old loves to be held all day.
- Thinking it is acceptable to blink...then realizing Sebastian is standing on the kitchen table or has climbed the book shelf.
- Hoping a stroller won't let you down, but realizing that the loud sounds you are hearing are in fact your son and allllll the items are knocked off the shelves at CVS.
- Constantly being asked if he ever sits down. "He must be totally exhausted for nap time?" Umm, no.
- Getting the sloppiest, best kisses anyone could ever ask for 100 times a day.
- Apologizing to other parents for Sebastian giving their child a sloppy kiss.
- Watching the happiest child on the planet see everything for the first time.
- Thinking Mickey Mouse or something could get his attention for 30 seconds.
- Finding something valuable in the trash every.time.I.take.it.out.
- Watching bags of fruit snacks being swallowed whole in seconds.
- Thinking it is acceptable to keep your wallet out and then never finding it. (I did finally find it at the bottom of one of the toy bins.)
- Saying, "No," to toys so Sebastian will want to play with them.
- Opening a closet and then screaming because Sebastian is just standing in it...how long? Totally dark?
amanda thank you for this post! It makes me feel like I am not alone! The food throwing sooooo true! Jason asked me the other day if I though my life would consist of picking up food daily! haha
ReplyDeleteBeth! I am sure you get it, bet I have lots more to come, huh? Love that sweet family of yours, they are too cute!!
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